Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Why I should become a politician

I'm thinking of going into politics because;

a. I'm tired of having to work hard for a living.
b. because I can't see any other way of affording a second property - especially in London.
c. because I will save money by combining government 'business' trips with my holiday schedules.
d. because a gold plated pension sounds more appealing as the years roll by.
e. because I'd like to experiment with my ideals on education (for example) but I don't want to 'experiment' on my own son... just in case I'm wrong, and besides, hes doing well at boarding school.
f. I will be able to target those sections of society that have always irritated me.